He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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