i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
