Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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