So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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