I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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