Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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