If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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