If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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