Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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