Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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