She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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