dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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