if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
This house was built for laser tag.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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