I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
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tonight lets celebrate not being married
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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