Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
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