I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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