Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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