I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?