I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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