i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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