i would punch a child for taco bell
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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