why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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