woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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