you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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