Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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