she was so not down for the gang bang
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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