Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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