I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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