WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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