You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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