This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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