as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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