i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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