Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm really busy with my period
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