I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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