Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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