winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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