we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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