I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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