my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
now i know why i became what i already was.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come see our sink grown plant.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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