i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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