If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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