Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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