just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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