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Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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