this just has baby written all over it
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
how do you play pong handcuffed?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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