just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
im on a boat
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