I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
