After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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