But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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