we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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