The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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