he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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