you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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