I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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