But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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