Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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